Category Archives: Humor

Things I find funny.

Happy New Year!!!

January 1, 2010 – 12:01 am

Since my accident back in April, I’ve been slacking on a few things on my blog. One of which was my Holiday Humor posts. I made a New Year’s resolution 12 years ago to not make any more New Year’s resolutions, and I’m not gonna break it now by promising that I will do them [...]

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You Know You’ve Made It Big When…

October 11, 2009 – 2:00 am

I am going to blatantly steal the title for this blog entry from my friend, Melissa because there is no better way to describe it. You know you’ve made it big when a cartoon version of you is used in an advertisement by a major local restaurant chain. Starting tomorrow (October 12th), a cartoon likeness [...]

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Chef Porn: Julie & Julia Advanced Screening

July 21, 2009 – 3:09 am

Last night, I had the privilege of seeing an advanced screening of the upcoming movie Julie & Julia. The event, hosted by the renowned Chef George “Mavro” Mavrothalassitis, filled the theater with people who all shared a common passion… A love of food, and we were not disappointed. This movie was filled from beginning to [...]

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Blazin’ Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings

July 15, 2009 – 2:03 am

It was an eventful night! No, not because tonight was the midnight premier of much anticipated Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Tonight was the the Blazin’ Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings between myself, Bruce of hawaii-aloha.com, and the Two Beer Queers Russel Kealoa & Bully O’Sullivan. It all started when my friend Melissa and [...]

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4th of July & Hot Dogs

July 4, 2009 – 9:58 am

Today, we celebrate the biggest holiday of the summer, and how do we commemorate the independence of our nation? That’s right… with the annual Nathan’s Famous 4th of July International Hot Dog eating contest.
Today, Joey Chestnut of San Jose, California defended his World Hot Dog Eating Championship by out gutting his competition (and I use [...]

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San Francisco Foodie Tour: Tartine Bakery & Cafe

May 28, 2009 – 5:34 am

It always baffled me how the human brain can selectively tune out certain senses when you are immersed in something for too long. When I’m at work, I can never smell those pleasant bakery aromas so walking by or into other bake shops always have a profound effect on my senses. I get so wrapped [...]

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Burger FAIL!

May 13, 2009 – 4:06 pm

My cousin Daynah posted this video on Viddler. Cracked me up while grossing me out at the same time. I think this definitely qualifies as a FAIL! Enjoy the Greasy goodness.

Song stuck in my head at the time of this post: Message in a Bottle by the Police

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Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10, 2009 – 2:27 pm

Song stuck in my head at the time of this post: (Could You Be) The Most Beautiful Girl in the World by Prince

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There is Always Room for More Meat in Food Porn

April 5, 2009 – 12:15 am

Well, it was another slow day in the restaurant, and we couldn’t help ourselves. After the success of our monster Cheese Steak Sandwich, the guys in the kitchen were once more craving confrontation of a colossal culinary challenge (Isn’t alliteration wonderful?)
Last month, as soon as our brains were clear from the glutenous stupor brought on [...]

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Sandwich Karate

April 2, 2009 – 11:13 pm

Went to the Hawaii First Thursday Poetry Slam Finals tonight at Pipeline Cafe.  There were some awesome poets competing tonight, and the top four will represent Hawaii in the national Slam Off. My only regret of the night was not being able to stay until the end because I have to work tomorrow morning. 
After the [...]

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